lieutenant-sarcastic:

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

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jellybeanium124:

chumbology:

Chuckling to myself remembering the time I completely broke a scammer’s brain by telling them I use Linux.

Scammer: do you have an apple or a windows computer please?

Me: neither, I use Linux.

Scammer: no no no, I asked if you use a apple or a windows

Me: neither

Scammer: what is the sticker? Is it a four boxes or is it an apple with a bite?

Me: … I don’t use EITHER of them. There’s a third operating system called Linux. It isn’t a PC or a mac. Please tell me you understand

Scammer: do – do you know what I mean about apple or windows sir?

Me: yes. I’m a software developer. I understand completely. I’m telling you that YOU don’t understand. Its called Linux, spelled L-I-N-U-X, type it into google

Scammer:

Scammer: but is it an apple or a windows computer sir

#this is what talking to transphobes is like

@alabastermask ASDFSHBKGJLNDFASKBDHSJG

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mxxnpills:

dormantnormandy:

croagunk:

i literally like music

(via nothoughtsjustvibes)

balaclava-trismegistus:

balaclava-trismegistus:

having erection is low key kinda sexual

OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via sorreleater)

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

I’m a Buddhist Inverse Solipsist. I believe that I am the only guy still in samsara, and all of reality is a truman-show-like act by billions of bodhisattvas who are just humoring me.

I’m a Theo-Illegslist Muslim. I believe that Islam was the original religion practiced by Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. However, I also believe I shouldn’t be held by a divine covenant I wasn’t there to sign.

I’m a polytheist with high standards. The pantheon only has the one. For now.

I’m a Post-Nicene Navajo Arianist. I believe that Christ was NOT co-eternal with God the Father, and that Coyote is part of the godhead. I actively refuse to explain how.

I’m a protestant accelerationist. I want the Catholic Church to sell more indulgences so god will smite them faster.

I’m a scientific puritan. I believe the only way to truly test if humans have free will is to try and convince Christ to kill himself.

I’m a Judeo-Islamic Para-evangelist. I believe the Messiah will only return once every jinn has converted to Judaism.

I’m a Sumerian Traditionalist. All the gods are dead because we haven’t fed their idols in 2400 years.

(via the-almighty-couch)

alex51324:

bloodymaryoliveoil:

God forbid women have hobbies

I feel like a surfboard is potentially a fair price to pay for getting to watch an otter surfing.

(via landofgay)

hxgrl:

angstandfags:

hxgrl:

I went to stupid bitch island and everybody knew you

well why were YOU there huh

(via femslashandpoly)

airwar:

we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

(via gunsandfireandshit)

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

LA is not “burning down” bitch you can still get doordash here

LA pride literally shut down the city more than the actual military. This is a joke.

(via infiniteglitterfall)

eucalyptus-gl0bulus:

rslashrats:

rslashrats:

rslashrats:

saw a post on bluesky that boiled down to saying the trans flag was ugly and some reply was like “it’s not even nice colors it’s fluorescent teal and hot pink” and like. i’m sorry but neither of those colors are present in the trans flag. are we looking at the same flag

how is this not “pastel”

decided to make whatever twisted dimension flag this person sees int9o a real flag

This fucks

(via glitterbuggalaxy)

frowningfox:

sighinastorm:

creepymutelilbugger:

uh, source?

Source:

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gluecookie:

mortimermcmirestinks:

memewhore:

bud this isn’t from 10 years ago this is from almost 20 years ago

happy 19th anniversary to freecupholder.exe

(via the-almighty-couch)

aetherograph:

thebreakfastgenie:

Sooooo few people are actually willing to defend the basic human rights of people who have committed crimes. Like I know it’s not fun but if you genuinely believe in human rights as a concept you can’t be okay with the state violating them in prisons I’m sorrrrry. Having moral principles is not always a fun time.

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